hairy hot dog

My cousin’s hairy hot dog is like a fire hydrant. I’m just a sad wiener.

Why do I have a hairy hot dog? My dad said it’s genetic. I just hope it’s not contagious.

I saw a hairy hot dog in the mirror. I ran out of the house screaming.

My hairy hot dog is so big, it’s like a sausage festival in my pants.

I tried to hide my hairy hot dog under a shirt. It came out like a monster.

My hairy hot dog is so big, my mom said I’m gonna grow a beard.

My hairy hot dog is my superpower. I can lift cars with it.

My hairy hot dog is so big, it’s like a chicken leg. I don’t know what to do with it.

I tried to hide my hairy hot dog in a sock. It came out like a monster.