Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A messy bowl of noodles that looks like it was kicked by a goat and stepped on by a fart.

My soup looked like a witch’s hairball.

This hairy hoop is the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.

I’m not sure if it’s soup or a crime scene.

2

Soup that’s so gross, it makes your stomach yell for mercy and your nose take a vacation.

This hairy hoop smells like a dead sock in a trash can.

I ate it and now my tongue is on strike.

I’m not sure if it’s soup or a punishment.

3

A bowl of soup so chunky, it might as well be a prisoner’s breakfast.

This hairy hoop is like a soup jail.

I can’t even see the broth, it’s too chunky.

I think I swallowed a potato.

4

A soup so bad, it could make a saint cry and a monster laugh.

I’m not sure if I’m eating soup or being tortured.

This hairy hoop is the devil’s breakfast.

It tastes like old socks and regret.

5

A soup so thick, it could double as a wall and a slap.

This hairy hoop is like a wall of noodles.

I tried to drink it and it hit me like a slap.

It’s not soup, it’s a noodle fortress.

6

Soup that’s so ugly, it should be in a beauty pageant and win the ‘worst’ award.

This hairy hoop is the ugliest soup I’ve ever seen.

It looks like it was made by a grumpy alien.

It’s not soup, it’s a disaster.