hairy hobo

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a hairy hobo is a stinking beggar who looks like a wild animal that got hit by a bus and smells like a moldy sock that’s been buried in a toilet.

i saw a hairy hobo eating a whole pizza with his hands and no plate

the hairy hobo sat on my backpack and it left a hairball on my shoulder

my dog ran away from a hairy hobo and now he’s hiding under my bed

a hairy hobo is a guy who lives in a ditch and has more hair than a goat that’s been stuck in a blender.

the hairy hobo tried to ask for money but i threw a soda can at him

i passed a hairy hobo who was wearing a sock on his head and a bottle on his foot

the hairy hobo threw a half-eaten sandwich at me and i got a mouthful of hair

a hairy hobo is a smelly man who looks like he’s been living in a trash can and got covered in hair by a raccoon that’s been drinking beer.

the hairy hobo showed up at my door with a rat in his pocket and a very bad smell

i had to run away from a hairy hobo who was yelling about how he had been wronged by the world

the hairy hobo tried to hug me and i got hair in my nose