Hairy highway

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A wild patch of hair that grows from the navel down to the crotch like a road for hairs to go on a rampage. It’s bigger than a happy trail and way more annoying.
My hairy highway is so thick, I could lose a pet in there.
I tried to shave it, and now my face looks like a forest.
My girlfriend says it’s a sign I’m a beast in the making.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A messy tunnel of hair that starts at the bellybutton and goes down to the crotch. It’s like a highway for hairs to crash and burn.
My hairy highway is so big, I need a map to navigate it.
I tried to style it, and now it looks like a traffic jam.
My dad says it’s the most manly thing I’ve ever done.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy path that runs from your navel down to your crotch, and it’s so thick, it could probably start its own country. It’s way bigger than a happy trail.
My hairy highway is so wild, it could be a theme park.
I tried to walk on it, and it felt like walking through a jungle.
My girlfriend says it’s the reason I’m so attractive.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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