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the hot guy in class who looks like a god but you’re too chicken to hit him up
He’s in my math class and I’ve been staring at him for two years.
He walks in and I almost wet my pants.
He’s got a six-pack and I’ve got a belly like a balloon.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the guy who looks like a movie star but you’re too shy to even say hi
He’s in the lunch line and I’m too scared to ask for a snack.
He’s got a smile that could make a nun blush.
I see him in the hallway and I hide behind a trash can.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the most attractive person in school who you’re too much of a coward to talk to
He’s in the gym and I’m too scared to ask if he wants to work out together.
He’s got a body like a superhero and I’m just a regular guy.
I see him in the hallway and I run like I’m being chased by a dragon.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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