Hairy Harem day

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Hairy Harem Day is when your life turns into a nightmare of hair and bad decisions on January 22. Don’t blame me, you asked for it.

My ex showed up at my door with a beard and a promise of revenge.

My roommate brought a goat to the party. It was terrifying.

I tried to grow a mustache and it looked like a raccoon had died on my face.

On Hairy Harem Day, you’re stuck with your partners and their weird hair choices. No escape.

My girlfriend’s hair looked like a chicken had exploded in her head.

My boyfriend came in with a head full of purple dye and a side of drama.

My cousin brought his pet llama. It had a mullet.

Hairy Harem Day is when your partners decide to cover every inch of their bodies in hair and you’re stuck with them.

My brother had a full-on beard, mustache, and eyebrows. He looked like a monster.

My sister had dyed her hair pink and blue. It was like a neon nightmare.

My neighbor came over with a full head of hair and a side of glitter.