Hairy Hands

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If someone calls your hands hairy it means you're a total knob who finger-fucks like a maniac.

My mom said my hands are hairy because I was caught finger-fucking in the hallway.

My buddy told me my hands look like a goat's because I never stop finger-fucking.

My teacher said my hands were hairy because I was finger-fucking during lunch.

Hairy hands are the evidence you're a finger-fucking lunatic who can't keep it in.

My sister said my hands were hairy because I was finger-fucking in the kitchen.

My dad saw my hairy hands and said I was finger-fucking like a madman.

My friend said my hands were hairy because I was finger-fucking during class.

Hairy hands are the proof you're a total finger-fucking loser who can't keep it zipped.

My girlfriend said my hands were hairy because I was finger-fucking at the mall.

My brother said my hands were hairy because I was finger-fucking in the living room.

My neighbor said my hands were hairy because I was finger-fucking in the park.