Hairy Hamilton

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The worst kind of vag; it stinks like a dead raccoon, it’s covered in hair like a woolly mammoth, and it looks like it was hit by a bus.

My cousin’s Hairy Hamilton smells like my brother’s gym sock after a two-week trip to the sewer.

I saw it in the shower and immediately ran out screaming.

My friend tried to touch it and now he’s got a rash and a death wish.

A vag so bad it could make a saint cry; it’s got more hair than a goat and a stink that could knock out a football team.

I passed it in the hallway and my nose started bleeding.

My mom told me to stay away from it or I’d end up in the hospital.

My dog ran away from it and now he lives in the park.

The vag from hell; it looks like a monster, it smells like a garbage can, and it has more hair than a bear in a cave.

My teacher saw it and gave me a D for the rest of the year.

I took a photo of it and now it’s on my phone wallpaper.

My friend tried to kiss it and now he’s in therapy.