Hairy gunt

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A giant pile of gut and cunt that’s so squished together you can’t tell where one ends and the other begins. It’s like trying to shave a mountain that’s also a volcano.
My aunt has a hairy gunt so big, I think it has its own ZIP code.
He tried to shave his hairy gunt and ended up looking like a raccoon with a beard.
She walked into the bathroom and said, 'I think I just saw my hairy gunt take a nap.'
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A blob of gut and cunt so huge, it’s like your body decided to throw a party and invited the whole neighborhood.
My mom’s hairy gunt is so big, I think it could hold a swimming pool.
He tried to squeeze into a dress and his hairy gunt just laughed at him.
She said her hairy gunt was so big, it made her pants look like they were on strike.
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A massive gut and cunt combo that’s so big, you’d think it was trying to take over the world one pubic hair at a time.
My cousin’s hairy gunt is so big, I think it’s trying to become a state.
He got into a fight with his hairy gunt and lost.
She said her hairy gunt was so big, it blocked the sun.
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