Hairy Grill

My cousin’s got a hairy grill so bad I thought she was growing a beard down there.

She walked into the room and I swear the whole gym turned around.

He asked her out and she said, 'I’ve got a hairy grill and I’m not afraid to use it.'

My friend’s got a hairy grill so bad I think she’s trying to start a new species.

He said, 'I’m not going to touch you,' and she said, 'You’re gonna regret that.'

She’s got so much hair down there I think it’s got its own ZIP code.

I asked her out and she said, 'I’ve got a hairy grill and I’m not afraid to use it.'

She came in like a tornado and left like a hurricane.

He looked at her and said, 'You’re gonna need a ladder to get up there.'