Hairy gnome

My uncle is a hairy gnome. He hasn't shaved since the 80s.

That guy at the mall looks like a hairy gnome. I almost ran into him.

My dog thinks my neighbor is a hairy gnome. He barks at him every day.

My teacher is a hairy gnome. She never stops talking and never shaves.

That guy in the park is a hairy gnome. He eats sandwiches with his beard.

My brother is a hairy gnome. He looks like he rolled in a rug.

My dad is a hairy gnome. He hasn't changed his look since 1992.

That man at the gym is a hairy gnome. He lifts weights with his beard.

My cousin is a hairy gnome. He looks like he’s been hiding in a sock drawer.