Hairy Glizzy

I tried to hug the Hairy Glizzy and now my face looks like a burnt pancake.

My friend got rug burn from the Hairy Glizzy and cried like a baby.

That Hairy Glizzy gave me rug burn and now I’m stuck with a facial hair nightmare.

The Hairy Glizzy ripped my skin off and now I look like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I tried to grab the Hairy Glizzy and now my hand looks like it’s been through a meat grinder.

That Hairy Glizzy didn’t just rip my skin off, it made me scream like a banshee.

I saw the Hairy Glizzy and thought it was a monster from a horror movie that forgot its makeup.

That Hairy Glizzy looked like it came out of a haunted forest.

I almost ran away from the Hairy Glizzy because it looked like it was about to eat me alive.