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A person so full of hair it looks like they rolled in a forest and forgot to shower. It’s not just body hair, it’s a full-on hairy disaster.
My uncle looks like a woolly mammoth. Hairy fuck is an understatement.
She came out of the shower and looked like a raccoon had moved in.
He’s got hair on his ears. That’s not normal. That’s hairy fuck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone’s mustache is so big it could be a pet, and they use it to lick someone like they’re giving them a facial.
His mustache is a beast. He licked me like I owed him money.
She used her giant mustache to lick my face. I’m still traumatized.
That guy’s mustache is like a dog. It licked me and I didn’t even ask.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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