hairy-footed pony

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A horse so full of hair it looks like it stepped in a sock factory. And it’s not just any horse, it’s a scrawny Arabian from Scotland that somehow ended up in Busch Gardens. Like a pony with a foot fetish for fluff.
My dog thinks it's a hairy-footed pony. It keeps licking my shoes.
That horse at Busch Gardens is so hairy I think it's trying to hide its feet.
My grandma’s pony looks like it went through a hair dryer and a sock drawer.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A pony that’s so hairy you could mistake it for a hairy-legged alien. From Scotland, no less. It’s like a horse that got stuck in a laundry room and forgot to come out.
That pony looks like it took a shower with a mop.
My brother’s pony has so much hair on its feet I think it’s trying to be a unicorn.
I saw a hairy-footed pony at Busch Gardens. It looked like it had socks on its hooves.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A horse with so much hair on its feet it might as well be wearing leg warmers. It’s an Arabian from Scotland, and it’s probably still mad it got stuck in Busch Gardens.
That pony looks like it’s wearing socks made of hair.
I think my neighbor’s pony is trying to be a hairy-footed rockstar.
My teacher said the hairy-footed pony is the reason why we have homework.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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