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A freaky creature from Inala that looks like a flamingo but with more hair than a bad wig. These animals live in broken houses and have siblings that are even more wild than a pack of raccoons on meth.
My neighbor is a hairy flamingo. He eats cereal for dinner and wears socks with sandals.
The hairy flamingo next door threw a milk carton at my head during breakfast.
I saw a hairy flamingo wearing a hat made of socks. It was glorious.