hairy flamingo

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A freaky creature from Inala that looks like a flamingo but with more hair than a bad wig. These animals live in broken houses and have siblings that are even more wild than a pack of raccoons on meth.
My neighbor is a hairy flamingo. He eats cereal for dinner and wears socks with sandals.
The hairy flamingo next door threw a milk carton at my head during breakfast.
I saw a hairy flamingo wearing a hat made of socks. It was glorious.
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A giant, overgrown hairball from Corinda State High who lives in a house with no walls and hangs out with people who use curtains as doors. Also known as the reason why Inala is called the shithole of the world.
The hairy flamingo from Corinda came to my house and ate my pizza. Then he screamed at me in math class.
My teacher is a hairy flamingo. He has a beard that looks like a wild animal’s nest.
I saw the hairy flamingo wearing a shirt that said 'I survived Inala' and it was true.
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