Hairy Fish Loaf

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The place where an Asian girl hides her dirtiest secrets
My cousin's Hairy Fish Loaf smells like old socks and regret.
He called her Hairy Fish Loaf in front of her whole class.
I saw her Hairy Fish Loaf in the bathroom mirror and almost cried.
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The hole you wish you had instead of your face
She said my Hairy Fish Loaf looks like a moldy pizza.
He drew a Hairy Fish Loaf on my desk and got in trouble.
I called her Hairy Fish Loaf and she cried in the hallway.
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A magical portal to another dimension that only Asian girls can enter
Her Hairy Fish Loaf is so big, it's like a portal to another world.
He said my Hairy Fish Loaf was blocked by a mountain of cheese.
She whispered my name and my Hairy Fish Loaf started to glow.
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