hairy fish

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A tiny round dog covered in fluff that smells like old fish and cheap beer.
That hairy fish smells like my uncle's sock after a week in a garbage can.
I saw a hairy fish at the park and it made me want to vomit.
My dog looks like a hairy fish after eating a whole bag of hairballs.
2
A bearded man who hasn’t shaved since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.
That hairy fish at the gym could bench press my entire family.
My uncle is a hairy fish who still wears socks with holes.
The guy in the bar looked like a hairy fish who hadn’t seen a mirror in 20 years.
3
A made-up story that’s as real as a hairy fish wearing a crown.
That story about the hairy fish winning the lottery is total nonsense.
My teacher said the hairy fish was real, but I don’t believe her.
The hairy fish flew to the moon and back, and no one believed him.
4
A pubic hair covered sausage that’s been left out in the sun too long.
That hairy fish looks like it came from a toilet.
I saw a hairy fish in the shower and ran out screaming.
My brother’s hairy fish is so gross it could scare a ghost.
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A smelly hole in the ground that only Asians use for hiding from the world.
That Asian girl’s hairy fish smells like the inside of a trash can.
I got stuck in a hairy fish and couldn’t get out for hours.
My friend’s cousin’s hairy fish is so bad it made the whole school cry.
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