Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny round dog covered in fluff that smells like old fish and cheap beer.

That hairy fish smells like my uncle's sock after a week in a garbage can.

I saw a hairy fish at the park and it made me want to vomit.

My dog looks like a hairy fish after eating a whole bag of hairballs.

2

A bearded man who hasn’t shaved since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

That hairy fish at the gym could bench press my entire family.

My uncle is a hairy fish who still wears socks with holes.

The guy in the bar looked like a hairy fish who hadn’t seen a mirror in 20 years.

3

A made-up story that’s as real as a hairy fish wearing a crown.

That story about the hairy fish winning the lottery is total nonsense.

My teacher said the hairy fish was real, but I don’t believe her.

The hairy fish flew to the moon and back, and no one believed him.

4

A pubic hair covered sausage that’s been left out in the sun too long.

That hairy fish looks like it came from a toilet.

I saw a hairy fish in the shower and ran out screaming.

My brother’s hairy fish is so gross it could scare a ghost.

5

A smelly hole in the ground that only Asians use for hiding from the world.

That Asian girl’s hairy fish smells like the inside of a trash can.

I got stuck in a hairy fish and couldn’t get out for hours.

My friend’s cousin’s hairy fish is so bad it made the whole school cry.