Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant butt crack that smells like rotten cheese and old socks.

Your hairy fern hole reeks so bad, I thought my dog was dying.

That hairy fern hole is the reason why I failed my math test.

You called me a hairy fern hole in front of my crush.

2

The worst thing you’ve ever seen, and it’s right there in your pants.

My hairy fern hole is so bad, I have to wear a mask to school.

He showed me his hairy fern hole and I ran away screaming.

She said my hairy fern hole was bigger than her dad’s.

3

A hole so hairy, it looks like a monster took a bite out of your pants.

My brother’s hairy fern hole is so hairy, it has its own hair dryer.

She used my hairy fern hole as a canvas for her art project.

He called me a hairy fern hole because I wore a hat to hide it.

4

A butt crack so big, it could fit a whole family inside.

Your hairy fern hole is so big, it could be a house.

I saw his hairy fern hole and I almost cried.

She called mine a hairy fern hole and I told her to shut up.

5

The dirtiest thing you’ll ever see, and it’s right there on your butt.

My hairy fern hole is so dirty, it has its own bacteria.

He showed me his hairy fern hole and I got a stomachache.

She told me my hairy fern hole was the reason I failed gym.

6

A hole so smelly, it could make a goat cry.

Your hairy fern hole is so smelly, I thought my dog was in love with you.

He showed me his hairy fern hole and I almost vomited.

She called mine a hairy fern hole and I told her to go to hell.