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The reason why a man stops breathing when he sees a woman.
My ex had hair like a beast. I literally fainted.
That woman had hair so thick, I thought she was wearing a fur coat.
I saw her in the grocery store. I forgot how to walk.
Hairy female
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A woman’s hair is like a trophy you want to steal.
Her hair was so good, I tried to swipe it. She glared at me.
That girl’s hair looked like it was made of gold. I wanted to eat it.
I walked past her and her hair was so shiny, I got jealous.
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A woman's hair is the reason men act like fools.
He tripped over his own feet because he was staring at her hair.
That man was so distracted by her hair, he forgot to pay for his coffee.
He smiled so hard at her hair, he broke a tooth.