Hairy fasnarasaurus

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A furball of a pussy so ancient and full of hair, it probably had a beard before the first pizza was invented. Found hanging out near the Wooly Mamaries, probably stealing their snacks.

My grandpa's pants are tighter than this hairy fasnarasaurus.

I saw it in the park. It was eating a sandwich and judging me.

This thing has more hair than my ex and his dog combined.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A pussy so old and hairy, it probably used to be a rock. Now it just sits there, grumpy and full of fluff.

This thing smells like old socks and regret.

It’s so hairy, it’s basically a petting zoo.

I tried to hug it. It didn’t like me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A hairy fasnarasaurus is like a cat that lost its mind and got covered in hair. It's so old, it probably remembers when the dinosaurs were still cool.

This thing is like my uncle after he drinks 10 beers.

It walks like it owns the place.

I tried to pet it. It hissed at me like I owed it money.

by Slangipedia 11d ago