hairy faggot

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a very bald man who smells like old pizza and wears socks with sandals.
I saw a hairy faggot at the mall. He had a full beard and was eating a hot dog out of a paper bag.
My uncle is a hairy faggot. He still lives in his mom's basement.
The guy at the gym is a hairy faggot. He flexes like he's trying to impress a goat.
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a man who thinks he's tough but cries when he gets a paper cut.
That hairy faggot cried when I pulled his hair at the bar.
My neighbor is a hairy faggot. He wears a bathrobe to the grocery store.
The guy who yelled at the bus driver is a hairy faggot. He had a mustache and a temper.
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a man who wears too much glitter and thinks he's a rock star.
That hairy faggot came to my party wearing glitter and a neon shirt.
My brother is a hairy faggot. He dances like no one's watching.
The man in the park is a hairy faggot. He sings to pigeons and wears a hat with feathers.
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