Hairy eye

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A smelly eye with extra sass. You look down their nose like they just stepped out of a sewer and smelled their own butt.
My aunt gave me the hairy eye when I told her I was moving out.
He gave the hairy eye to the kid who spilled his soda on the floor.
The teacher gave the hairy eye to the class when they started talking during the test.
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When a woman has fuzzy hair on her titties like she’s been eating too much hairball and it’s growing out.
My cousin has the hairy eye and it’s making me jealous.
She showed me her hairy eye and I almost fainted.
He asked her if she had the hairy eye and she said, 'You wish.'
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A man turns into a mangina and shows his junk to the whole room like he’s trying to impress a chicken.
He did the hairy eye in the office and everyone laughed.
At the party, he did the hairy eye and no one wanted to dance with him.
My dad did the hairy eye at the dinner table and my mom was mad.
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Looking at someone like a smug rabbit with a side-eye and a hint of butt smell.
She gave me the hairy eye when I didn’t pass the test.
He looked at me like a smug rabbit with the hairy eye.
The kid gave me the hairy eye and I knew I was in trouble.
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A fancy word for a hole that smells like a fart after a long day.
She called my pants a hairy eye and I was insulted.
He said my hairy eye was the worst he’s ever seen.
My friend said my hairy eye looked like a smelly sock.
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