Hairy Elephant

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When a guy has a thick forest of hair growing on his dick like it’s trying to start a war.

My cousin’s got a hairy elephant. It looks like he’s been in a battle with a hedgehog.

She said his hairy elephant was so bad, it made her laugh until she cried.

He walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'We don’t serve hairy elephants here.'

A man’s penis is so hairy, it looks like a beast from a fairy tale came to live on it.

My friend’s hairy elephant is so bad, it’s like a squirrel decided to move in.

He showed me a picture of his hairy elephant, and I almost threw up.

At the gym, he walked in and everyone turned around. Hairy elephant, baby.

When a guy’s shaft is covered in hair like he’s been using a goat for a beard.

His hairy elephant is so bad, I think he’s related to a bear.

She said his hairy elephant was so bad, it ruined her morning.

He tried to hide his hairy elephant under a shirt, but it just looked like a monster.

A guy’s cock is so hairy, it looks like it’s trying to take over the world.

He said his hairy elephant started a fight at the bar.

She ran away when she saw his hairy elephant.

He showed me his hairy elephant, and I said, 'You’re a legend.'

When a guy’s shaft is so hairy, it looks like it’s got a full beard and a mustache.

He says his hairy elephant is a family tradition.

I saw his hairy elephant and I asked if he was a beastman.

His hairy elephant was so bad, it scared the dog.

When a guy’s cock is so hairy, it looks like it’s been in a wrestling match with a cat.

He showed me his hairy elephant and said, 'This is my pride.'

She said he looked like a hairball with a face.

He walked into the office and everyone stared. Hairy elephant, baby.