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To be so close to disaster you can smell it coming through the crack in the floor.
I was one fart away from getting fired.
The dog was one squeak away from eating my homework.
She was one sneeze away from blowing her whole life up.
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When you're so near to trouble you could taste it on your tongue and it was spicy.
He was one typo away from getting kicked out of class.
The kid was one eye-roll away from getting a detention.
She was one bad decision away from getting a tattoo of her ex's face.
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To be so close to ruin you could hear it whispering your name in the hallway.
He was one missed bus away from missing his job interview.
The kid was one failed test away from getting grounded for life.
She was one bad date away from getting a tattoo of her ex's face.
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When you're so near to failure you could feel it licking your face like a smelly dog.
He was one bad choice away from getting a tattoo of his ex's face.
The kid was one bad grade away from being stuck in detention forever.
She was one stupid move away from getting fired.
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To be so close to chaos you could almost feel it shoving you into the trash can.
He was one mistake away from getting a tattoo of his ex's face.
The kid was one bad day away from being sent to the principal's office.
She was one stupid tweet away from getting fired.