Hairy Dorsey

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A Hairy Dorsey is when a guy cums on a girl’s face and then throws his hairy nuts at her like a mad man. It’s even better if he had a razor nearby to make the hairs stick like a curse.
My man just did a Hairy Dorsey on me and now my face feels like a hairball exploded.
He cummed on my face and then launched his pubes at me like they were shrapnel.
He had a razor and a Hairy Dorsey and I got stuck with both.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Dorsey happens when a man cums on a woman’s face and then flings his pubes at her like they’re cursed. If he shaved them first, he’s just trying to make it worse.
He cummed on my face and then threw his pubes like they were a curse from hell.
He shaved his pubes and then did a Hairy Dorsey on me. I now have a beard on my face.
He cummed on my face and then attacked me with his pubes like it was a war.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Dorsey is when a guy cums on a girl’s face and then throws his pubes at her like they’re a weapon. If he had a razor, he’s just being extra evil.
He cummed on my face and then shot his pubes at me like he was a pirate with a hair cannon.
He shaved his pubes and then did a Hairy Dorsey. I now have hair on my face and my soul.
He cummed on my face and then launched his pubes at me. I’m now a walking hairball.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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