hairy dogs cock

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a tiny peen so full of hair it looks like a wooly mammoth peed on your balls and then took a nap in your gooch

My cousin's hairy dogs cock is so tiny, it looks like a rat got a hair cut and then joined the military.

You call that a penis? That's a hairy dogs cock, I've seen bigger on a chicken.

My neighbor's hairy dogs cock is so hairy, I think it's trying to start a beard revolution.

a man's meat that looks like it came out of a hairball and then got stuck in a blender

That guy has a hairy dogs cock, I swear it's trying to take over the world.

My brother's hairy dogs cock is so hairy, it’s like he’s trying to grow a forest on his junk.

That hairy dogs cock is so bad, it should be put in a time-out.

the ultimate insult, like calling someone a bald eagle in a hair salon

I called my teacher a hairy dogs cock, and he gave me a pop quiz.

My friend called my dad a hairy dogs cock, and now he's mad at my mom.

I told my crush he had a hairy dogs cock, and now he won’t talk to me.