hairy dog gums

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A flappy, smelly mess that looks like it's been sitting in a garbage can for weeks. Usually found on women who think they're still young, but clearly aren't.
My aunt's hairy dog gums look like they were dipped in dirt and left out in the sun.
He said he'd never touch her again after seeing her hairy dog gums.
Her flaps were so bad, I thought she’d been eating old socks.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A flange that looks like it’s been through a war. Usually on women who think they still look good, but clearly don’t.
Her hairy dog gums were so bad, I thought she’d been chewed by a dog.
He said he’d rather face a bear than look at her hairy dog gums.
They looked like they’d been dragged through a mud pit and left to rot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A flappy, dirty mess that smells like a landfill. Usually found on women who think they’re still hot, but clearly aren’t.
Her hairy dog gums were so bad, I thought she’d been living in a sewer.
He said he’d rather be stuck in traffic than look at her hairy dog gums.
They looked like they’d been forgotten in a trash can for years.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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