Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a big old weenie that looks like it came out of a hairball

My uncle’s hairy dog is like a fuzzy mop that’s also a meatstick.

She said his hairy dog looked like a raccoon had a freakout in there.

I told my brother his hairy dog was a cursed noodle.

2

when you’re so drunk you think your beard is a beer and your hair is a shot glass

He woke up and thought his hairy dog was a hairball that had a party.

She said she couldn’t even see the hair of the dog because it was too blurry.

He tried to drink his hairy dog and it tasted like old pizza.

3

a flange that looks like it got into a fight with a hedgehog and lost

Her hairy dog looked like a flange that got stuck in a bush.

He said her hairy dog was like a flange that had a haircut from a goat.

She told him her flange looked like it had a bad case of rug burn.

4

a tiny weenie that’s covered in hair like it was born in a hedgehog’s mouth

His hairy dog was so small it looked like a hairball that had a personality crisis.

She said his hairy dog was like a weenie that got stuck in a rug.

He called it a weenie that looked like it had a full beard and a mustache.

5

a man’s weenie that’s so hairy it looks like it came out of a squirrel’s butt

His hairy dog looked like it had a squirrel party inside.

She said his weenie was like a squirrel had a hairball explosion.

He told her his hairy dog was so hairy it had a squirrel aura.

6

the best insult you can throw at someone who looks like they live in a bush

He called his friend a hairy dog and it was the best insult ever.

She said her brother was a hairy dog and he got mad.

They called the teacher a hairy dog and she turned red.

7

another name for a weenie that’s so hairy it looks like it’s been in a hair dryer fight

He said his hairy dog looked like it had a hair dryer war inside.

She told him his weenie was a weenie that had been in a hair dryer battle.

They called the guy a hairy dog and he had a hair dryer vibe.