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What happens when your mom or dad looks like a monster or you end up with a hairy pussy in a very bad way

My dad looked like a monster and my brother looked like a bad hair day

I got a hairy pussy from a guy who looked like a raccoon

My mom’s hairy dick made my brother cry

A hairy dick is like the most obvious thing in the world, it's just there

I saw it and I was like, 'obvious'

It was there and I didn’t even need to think about it

It was just there, like it was born to be there

When your cum dries up and mixes with your pubes and it's like a mess of cum and hair

My cum was like a goopy mess and my pubes were like a jungle

My cum and pubes made a goopy jungle

It looked like a cum-covered hairy mess

A funny way to say suck a hairy dick and it's like the worst possible version of that

Suck a hairy dick and it's like the worst day ever

I had to suck a hairy dick and it was like a nightmare

That hairy dick was like the worst thing ever to happen to me

A big, smelly penis from southern Russia that's cooked in a stew and it's the worst thing ever

That Russian stew was like the worst thing I ever ate

I had to eat that smelly penis and it was like a punishment

That stew was like a punishment from the devil