hairy devon

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Hairy Devon is the first place on a man’s head that goes bald like a wet devon roll dropped on a barber’s floor, with hair trying to grow out like it’s fighting back.
My Hairy Devon looks like a failed experiment by a drunk barber.
I’ve got a Hairy Devon that’s like a beard trying to escape a noose.
My Hairy Devon is the last thing standing before full-blown baldness.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hairy Devon is the bald spot on top of a man’s head that looks like a devon roll got squished by a truck, with hair sticking out like it’s trying to save the day.
My Hairy Devon is the reason I look like a confused sausage in a soup.”
That Hairy Devon of his looks like it’s been stepped on by a donkey.”
I’ve got a Hairy Devon that’s like a half-eaten devon roll trying to stand up.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hairy Devon is the bald patch on a man’s head that looks like it’s been run over by a devon roll, with hair trying to sprout like it’s got a death wish.
My Hairy Devon is the only thing standing between me and total baldness.”
He’s got a Hairy Devon that looks like it’s been thrown in a blender.”
That Hairy Devon is like a devon roll that got hit by a truck and then insulted.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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