Hairy Delivery

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When you take a dump right in the face of a man who looks like a mountain of beard and stubble.

I saw my uncle do that to my dad and it was legendary.

She pooped on his face like it was a trophy.

He had a full beard and I took a dump on it like it was a crime scene.

Shitting on a man so bearded he looks like he came out of a forest.

That guy looked like a forest and I took a dump on him.

He had a beard so thick I could hide in it and I still pooped on him.

He looked like a wild animal and I gave him a poop surprise.

The ultimate insult, a bearded man gets a face full of poop like it’s a slap from the devil.

He had a beard and I hit him with a poop slap from the devil.

I took a dump on his face and it felt like hell.

He looked like he came from the devil and I gave him a poop face.