hairy dartboard

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The biggest, nastiest butt crack you've ever seen
My uncle's hairy dartboard smells like old socks and regret.
She called her brother a hairy dartboard in front of the whole class.
That hairy dartboard is why I didn't finish my lunch.
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A hole in your backside that could fit a whole pizza
He said my hairy dartboard was so big, it had its own zip code.
She used the word 'hairy dartboard' in a math test and got sent to the principal's office.
My dog's hairy dartboard is so bad, it makes my toes curl.
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The place where all your bad decisions come out
My mom says my hairy dartboard is where my brain went to live.
He called the teacher a hairy dartboard and got expelled.
That hairy dartboard is why I failed gym class.
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