Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A ball of fur and shame stuck in a place it shouldn't be.

My cousin's hairy cunt looks like a raccoon had a party in there.

She walked into the gym and everyone stared at her hairy cunt like it was a crime scene.

He asked me if I had a hairy cunt and I told him to shut up and take his meds.

2

A hairy cunt is like a bad beard that grew in the wrong place.

My neighbor’s hairy cunt is so bad, it looks like he shaved his face with a lawn mower.

I saw my uncle's hairy cunt and it made me question my life choices.

She tried to hide her hairy cunt under a dress and it just looked worse.

3

A hairy cunt is a curse from the gods of pubic hair.

My hairy cunt is so cursed, it has its own religion.

He said his hairy cunt was a sign of his power.

I pray to the gods of pubic hair every night because of my hairy cunt.

4

A hairy cunt is like a hairy leg but with more shame.

Her hairy cunt is so hairy, it looks like it belongs to a goat.

I had to leave the room when I saw his hairy cunt.

He tried to explain his hairy cunt but I just laughed in his face.

5

A hairy cunt is like a bad tattoo but with more hair and less style.

His hairy cunt looks like someone tried to tattoo a squirrel on his body.

She said her hairy cunt was a work of art, but it just looked like a mess.

I asked him about his hairy cunt and he said it was a fashion statement.

6

A hairy cunt is like a hedgehog that decided to live in your pants.

My hairy cunt is so full of hair, it looks like a hedgehog exploded in there.

He said his hairy cunt was the best part of him, and I believe him.

I saw her hairy cunt and it looked like a hedgehog had a picnic in there.