hairy cucumber

My uncle’s hairy cucumber is so bad, he thinks it’s a fashion statement.

I saw a hairy cucumber in the shower and almost screamed.

My friend’s hairy cucumber is so gross, it has its own Instagram.

That guy at the gym has a hairy cucumber that could scare a lion.

My dad’s hairy cucumber is so bad, he uses it as a fan.

My girlfriend’s brother has a hairy cucumber so hairy, it’s a full-blown forest.

My neighbor’s hairy cucumber is so bad, it has a Facebook group.

I saw a hairy cucumber in the park and ran away like it was a monster.

My brother’s hairy cucumber is so hairy, it has its own zip code.