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A tiny weiner covered in a jungle of pubes
He looked like a baby goat with a beard and a boner.
That guy’s got a micropenis and a beard of shame.
I swear he’s got a pubes jungle and a noodle for a dick.
Hairy Cretin
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A cock so small it’s like a hairball with a mustache
He looked like a hairball wearing a mustache and a hat.
That guy’s got a cock like a hairball and a beard.
It’s like a hairball got a mustache and a cock.
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A pubes-covered noodle that’s too scared to be big
That guy’s like a noodle wrapped in a beard and a jungle.
He’s got a pubes jungle and a noodle for a cock.
A scared noodle with a beard and a forest.