Hairy Crater

My cousin’s butt is a hairy crater. I’ve seen war zones that look better.

That guy’s pants are falling off because his hairy crater is too busy trying to escape.

I told my friend he had a hairy crater. He said I was being too kind.

My uncle’s hairy crater is so famous, it has its own Instagram page.

I wouldn’t touch that hairy crater with a ten-foot pole.

My teacher’s hairy crater is the reason I failed math.

My brother’s hairy crater is so bad, it gave him a complex.

I saw a hairy crater and immediately ran away, like it was a monster.

That hairy crater looked like it had been cursed by a witch.