Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt crack so full of hair it looks like a jungle. People whisper about it in the bathroom.

My coworker’s Hairy Crack is so bad I think it has its own zip code.

I saw a guy walk into the gym and the Hairy Crack stared me in the face.

My dog ran away from my Hairy Crack. He never came back.

2

The most cursed part of your butt. It’s like a hairy monster living between your cheeks.

That Hairy Crack is why I take a shower twice a day.

My Hairy Crack is so bad my mom gave me a warning letter.

I’ve seen my brother’s Hairy Crack and I’m not ready to die yet.

3

A hairy butt crack that makes you want to run away. It’s like a hairy butt crack from hell.

I’m not going to the party. I heard there’s a Hairy Crack there.

My friend’s Hairy Crack is so bad it’s on Instagram.

I had to leave the bus because of the Hairy Crack.

4

A hairy butt crack that looks like it belongs to a different species. It’s wild and gross.

I think my neighbor’s Hairy Crack is from another planet.

I saw my teacher’s Hairy Crack and I almost fainted.

My Hairy Crack is so bad my cat won’t sit next to me anymore.

5

The most hairy butt crack you’ve ever seen. It’s like a hairy butt crack from a beast.

That Hairy Crack is so bad it has its own Wikipedia page.

I took a picture of my Hairy Crack and it’s going viral.

My Hairy Crack is so bad I think I’m going to die.

6

A hairy butt crack that makes you question your life choices. It’s the worst.

I’ve seen my brother’s Hairy Crack and I’ve questioned my entire life.

My Hairy Crack is so bad my dog ran away.

I took a lunch break just to escape my Hairy Crack.