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A bald man's sweaty butt crack on a hot day.
My gym buddy looked like a hairy cow after that sprint.
That guy’s hair was so bad, it was like a hairy cow in a sauna.
She said he looked like a hairy cow at a barbecue.
Hairy Cow
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A hairy cow is when a man’s hair is so bad it looks like a cow got stuck in a hedge.
He looked like a hairy cow after that long beard growth session.
She texted me, 'Your uncle is a hairy cow.'
That guy at the bar looked like a hairy cow with a drink.
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A hairy cow is a man who smells like a wet dog and has hair like a confused cow.
My brother looked like a hairy cow after that long weekend.
My boss looked like a hairy cow at the office party.
He came in like a hairy cow after that hike.