Hairy Clam

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A hairy clam is a girl's snatch that looks like a black clam shell covered in fuzzy pubes. It’s like nature made a hairy seafood dish.

My cousin’s hairy clam looks like it came out of a deep fryer.

She showed me her hairy clam and I nearly fainted.

He called my mom a hairy clam and got hit with a ladle.

A hairy clam is a woman’s snatch that’s so hairy, it looks like a bush grew out of her snatch.

My sister’s hairy clam is so hairy, it’s like she’s got a forest down there.

He saw her hairy clam and ran away screaming.

My neighbor’s hairy clam is so bad, the neighbors complain about it.

A hairy clam is a woman's snatch that looks like a hairy clam shell. It’s messy, it’s gross, and it’s full of hair.

Her hairy clam looks like it came out of a trash can.

He saw my aunt’s hairy clam and threw up.

I told my brother he had a hairy clam and he got mad.

A hairy clam is a snatch covered in hair like a hairy clam. It's like a hairy sea creature living inside a woman’s snatch.

Her hairy clam is so hairy, it looks like a sea monster.

He called my mom a hairy clam and got kicked out of the house.

I saw my sister’s hairy clam and nearly died of embarrassment.

A hairy clam is when a woman's snatch is so hairy, it looks like a hairy clam. It's like a hairy seafood dish on a woman’s snatch.

Her hairy clam looks like it came from the ocean.

He told me I had a hairy clam and I got mad.

I showed my friend my hairy clam and she laughed at me.