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A hairy chili dog is when a guy piles a big mess of cum on a woman's boobs and then uses her tits like a giant dildo, but it happens on a fat hairy guy’s chest, unless you’re lucky and find a hairy woman.
He threw a sloppy load on my tits and then sucked my boobs like they were a free meal.
My buddy did a hairy chili dog on his friend’s chest and didn’t even wipe.
She got a hairy chili dog on her chest and screamed like she was being stabbed.