Hairy chicken nugget

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Hairy chicken nuggets are so hairy they look like they got into a fight with a carpet and lost.

I took a bite and it felt like I was eating a sidewalk.

My kid said it looked like a chicken got ran over by a hairbrush.

That nugget was so hairy I thought it was trying to grow a beard.

Hairy chicken nuggets are like chicken nuggets that got stuck in a hair dryer and forgot to come out.

It looked like it had a full head of hair and a side of grease.

My dog wouldn’t touch it, it looked like a cursed nugget.

That thing had more hair than my uncle’s beard.

Hairy chicken nuggets are the kind of nuggets that make you question your life choices.

I ate it and now I’m haunted by the hair.

That nugget looked like it had a life of its own.

I took one bite and vowed never to eat chicken again.