Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you slap hair-removing goo on your butt hair and then poop it out like a feral monster.

I tried Hairy Chew and my poop looked like a cursed furball.

My cousin did Hairy Chew and his toilet looked like a monster’s lair.

I peed like a kid and my poop looked like a hairy dog’s breakfast.

2

You put that stinky hair cream on your butt and then poop it out like a hairy alien.

My Hairy Chew was so bad my roommate screamed.

I did Hairy Chew and my poop was like a hairy monster.

My poop looked like a hairy alien from another planet.

3

You rub that gross cream on your butt and then poop it out like a hairy beast.

My Hairy Chew was so bad my dog ran away.

I did Hairy Chew and my poop looked like a hairy beast.

My poop was so hairy my friend called me a monster.

4

When you put that smelly cream on your butt and then poop it out like a hairy animal.

My Hairy Chew was so bad my mom called me a monster.

I did Hairy Chew and my poop looked like a hairy animal.

My poop was so hairy my friend thought I was cursed.

5

You slap that gross cream on your butt and then poop it out like a hairy monster.

My Hairy Chew was so bad my neighbor screamed.

I did Hairy Chew and my poop looked like a hairy monster.

My poop was so hairy my friend said I was cursed.

6

You put that smelly goo on your butt and then poop it out like a hairy beast.

My Hairy Chew was so bad my dog ran away.

I did Hairy Chew and my poop looked like a hairy beast.

My poop was so hairy my friend thought I was a monster.