hairy cherry

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A guy with a face like a goat and a beard so thick it could be a prison.

My uncle has a hairy cherry so bad, he looks like he walked out of a beard factory.

My cousin's dad has a hairy cherry that makes him look like a medieval warlord.

That guy at the gym has a hairy cherry so thick, I thought he was wearing a fuzzy sock.

When a guy’s hair gets sucked into a girl’s snatch during sex and it feels like a cat’s tail is inside her.

My brother told me his girlfriend got a hairy cherry and it felt like a raccoon was inside her.

My friend said his girlfriend screamed like a banshee when he gave her a hairy cherry.

That guy had such a hairy cherry, his girlfriend thought he was trying to take her to the hair salon.

When a guy glues cherry stems to his nuts and shoves them into a girl during sex.

My dad told me he had a hairy cherry and it looked like a fruit tree was growing out of his nuts.

My brother got a hairy cherry and his girlfriend thought he was trying to plant a garden inside her.

That guy had a hairy cherry so bad, his girlfriend thought he was trying to make a fruit smoothie out of her.

When your butt hairs and hemorrhoids get twisted up like a tangled phone cord and it feels like your butt is on fire.

My uncle’s hairy cherry was so bad, he thought he had a butt fire and a phone cord in there.

My friend’s hairy cherry was so bad, he had to take a shower just to untangle his butt.

That guy had a hairy cherry so bad, he thought his butt was being attacked by a bunch of spiders.

A cherry that looks like a sweaty, hairy scrotum and makes you think about how gross your dad is.

That cherry looked like my dad’s hairy cherry, and it made me want to throw up.

My teacher showed us a hairy cherry and said it looked like my dad’s nuts.

That cherry was so hairy, it looked like it came out of a man’s junk and got dropped on the floor.