Hairy cheesecake

My cousin’s hairiest cheesecake after her third date

That lady at the bar had a hairy cheesecake so big I almost asked for a drink

He came home with a hairy cheesecake and a hangover that lasted three days

Her hairy cheesecake was so messy I almost left the party

He called her a hairy cheesecake and she dumped him

After the first round, she looked like a hairy cheesecake with a side of regret

He said she had a hairy cheesecake and I believed him

At the gym, she looked like a hairy cheesecake and I almost fainted

After the date, I told him she had a hairy cheesecake and he laughed