Hairy Cheese

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The smelly goop stuck to your butt after you got pounded like a sack of potatoes.

My aunt’s butt looks like a used pizza box after a hairy cheese session.

He left hairy cheese on the couch and now my mom won’t let him eat pizza.

I got hairy cheese from my cousin’s cousin and it’s been haunting my dreams.

When your dried cum and pubes get together and make a greasy, sticky disaster.

My hairy cheese looks like a greasy pancake after I forget to shower.

He had hairy cheese and it smelled like old socks and regret.

My brother’s hairy cheese is so bad, it made my dog cry.

A sneaky way to get your friends to hate you by making them eat your hairy cheese.

My friend tried to trick me with hairy cheese and now I hate him.

She made me eat her hairy cheese and now I’m cursed.

He gave me hairy cheese for my birthday and now I’m plotting revenge.

Jamari’s dick is so big, it’s like a monster came out of his pants.

Jamari’s dick is like a monster from a horror movie.

He pulled out his big ass dick and it scared my dog.

Jamari’s dick is so big, it’s like a cheese factory exploded in his pants.

Lick my toes with cheese balls or I’ll send you to the dungeon for a hundoe.

Lick my toes with cheese balls or I’ll make you eat my hairy cheese.

He said I had to lick his toes with cheese balls or he’d call my mom.

I got a hundoe for not licking her toes with cheese balls.