Hairy Charlie

My cousin tried to eat my hair and now he's stuck with a mouth full of shame.

She bit off my hair and said it tasted like regret.

He took a big chunk of my hair and now he's bragging about it.

I bit off his hair and it was like eating a soggy cracker.

She ate my hair and said it was the best thing she's ever had.

He took a big bite of my hair and said it was like a meatball.

He bit my hair and said it was the worst thing he's ever done.

She chomped down on my hair and now it's a legend.

He took a big chunk of my hair and it's now a myth.