hairy chamois

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The tiny fuzzy patch below the snatch. Like a beard for a pussy, but way more annoying.

My hairy chamois is so loud it wakes me up at night.

I tried to shave it and now it’s like a squirrel’s nest down there.

My guy says it’s the reason he can’t focus at work.

The little patch of hair that makes your crotch look like a bush. A tiny beard for your snatch.

I told my girlfriend she had a hairy chamois, and she said I was being rude.

I tried to trim it, but now it’s like a fuzzy caterpillar.

My hairy chamois is so big it’s got its own nickname.

The fuzzy bit below the snatch. Like a little beard, but for your pussy and it’s super proud.

My hairy chamois is so proud it stands up when I walk.

I wore a dress and my hairy chamois showed, and now I’m stuck with that image.

My boyfriend says it’s the reason he proposed to me.