Hairy Carrot

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Where your pecker goes on a long walk down your leg.

My hairy carrot is like a tourist on a never-ending trip.

That hairy carrot is getting a permanent vacation pass.

My hairy carrot is so long, it's thinking about getting a second job.

The part of you that decides to take a detour down your leg.

My hairy carrot took a wrong turn and never came back.

That hairy carrot is like a lost dog looking for a home.

My hairy carrot is so confused, it's asking for directions.

The thing that grows hair and decides to go on a road trip down your leg.

My hairy carrot is on a road trip with no map.

That hairy carrot is getting a lot of side trips.

My hairy carrot is so tired, it's thinking about retirement.