Hairy cabbage

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The messy, wild, and often smelly part of a woman that you wish you could hide under a blanket.
My aunt’s hairy cabbage looked like it had been through a war.
He tried to sneak a peek at her hairy cabbage during the school play.
She said her hairy cabbage was giving her a yeast infection and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The part of a woman that makes you question your life choices and your hygiene.
His mom’s hairy cabbage was so bad, he had to leave the room.
She used her hairy cabbage as a weapon during the argument.
He said he would never eat salad again after seeing her hairy cabbage.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The part of a woman that makes you think, 'Why did I ever agree to this?'
He got caught staring at her hairy cabbage during lunch.
She told him to stop talking about her hairy cabbage in front of her friends.
His dad’s hairy cabbage was so bad, it scared the dog.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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