Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lady’s snatch that’s so full of fuzzy stuff it looks like a hedgehog took a bite out of her.

My cousin’s hairy bun looks like a bush exploded in there.

I couldn’t see her twinkle because her hairy bun was like a wall.

He asked if she had a pet goat down there.

2

A woman’s crotch so covered in hair it looks like she’s been sitting on a lawn mower.

Her hairy bun was so thick, I thought she had a full-blown forest down there.

He said she looked like a squirrel had moved in.

She had to shave it because it was like a beard down there.

3

A woman’s privates so hairy you think she got attacked by a fuzzy monster.

She had a hairy bun so bad, I thought she was hiding a raccoon.

He said it looked like she had a carpet in there.

Her hairy bun was so wild, it had its own zip code.

4

A woman’s lower half so full of hair it looks like she grew a beard down there.

Her hairy bun was so thick, it made me think she had a pet goat.

He said it looked like she had a jungle in her pants.

She had to cut it because it was like a full-blown bush.

5

A woman’s snatch that looks like a raccoon crawled in and took up residence.

Her hairy bun was so wild, it looked like a monster lived there.

He said she had more hair than a dog.

She had to shave it because it was like a full-blown forest.

6

A woman’s crotch that’s so hairy it looks like she got stuck in a hedgehog’s nest.

Her hairy bun was so thick, I thought she had a whole garden in there.

He said it looked like a squirrel had moved in.

She had to trim it because it was like a full-blown jungle.